Angry girlfriend cuts off wing-wang...
So this chick and bloke are arguing about breaking up, one thing leads to another and they wind up in the sack. Kind of weird, but people say make-up sex is good. She offers to add some supposed kinkyness to the routine and tie him to the bed.... This is where it goes wrong, for him, as after he agrees and she ties him up, she proceeds to grab a kitchen knife and hack his Little Fella off!! To top that, she flushes it down the toilet!! I wonder what he did to deserve that?
She got off relatively lightly, as she was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence (was his member the evidence?), and jailed without bail. He was pretty lucky too, as he had 'it' reattached, although I reckon his 'wang' wouldn't have much 'wing' anymore...
And the moral of the story, children... Never let a pissed off woman tie you up, no matter how good the sex was/is/could be!!
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2 comments:
I think it's a waste of time to cut it off just go out and find a new one !!
I must agree... Why go through the hassle of doing that, as it'll end up being more pain for you (emotionally) than him?
Inflict the pain to the bloke by rockin up with a new 'better' fella.
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