The world's pretty messed up when dickheads start stealing your bin in broad daylight... *shakes head*
Friday is our bin day so I had the bin on the verge out the front of our block of units. I forgot to bring it in on Friday night and thought I would grab it when I got back from work on Saturday morning. It was there when I left for work Saturday...
So I get back from work... Hmmm, no bin, my gf must've brought it in.
"No, I didn't bring it in...", she says.
"Fk it, some low life, chicken ass lickin, pond scum has stolen our damn bin...", says me, or words to that effect... hehe
Anyway, this morning I rang the shire to get a new bin, thinking it wouldn't be a drama...
"You have to report the bin stolen to the police and get a number, and then contact SITA and they will replace the bin .", says the shire lady.
"Ahh, okay"...
So I ring the police and spoke to a nice, young sounding female constable.
"Hi, I need to report my bin stolen..."
"Uh huh... Whats the details of the bin?"
"Its a big green sulo bin...", says me, "You're not going to actually look for it are you?"
"No... Here's your IR number... Bye"
Ring back the shire, get put through to SITA and I'll have a 'new' bin Wednesday... I just thought it was so laughable that I actually had to report the bin stolen...
Anyway, I'll be painting some big ass numbers on the new bin. Maybe I should paint it pink too!! That should make it safer... :-)
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*lol, kelly and i comment on how funny it would be to flog someones bins (say a whole street of them) and dump them on some poor unsuspecting dudes lawn for collection. Never actually done it, and i dare say we wouldn't go as far as to actually 'steal' someones bin but relocation would be fun.
-Jim
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So you're *points finger* to blame!! I've seen your type before... :-D
This time the bin was empty, so all they could do was steal it, but years ago when my parents were on holiday some 'hoons' decided it would be funny to do a high speed run with my chockers wheely bin...
I found it the next day 200m down the road with the contents spread over another 100m... Nope, not my bin, thinks me and rings up the shire for a new one. :-)
Cheers
Randal
I can't say that i would or have done high speed bin runs, i have heard from a certain ex co-worker... that him and some mates get drunk and used to do it frequently... ...
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